Hilar

tonight i went to mcdonalds because i was drunk and hungry
some old dude in front of me was getting a milkshake
i said "good choice"
he said "would you like one?"
i said "no thanks, i'm getting a big mac"
he said "do you need a ride home? i'm driving a bus"
i thought: a school bus driver, awesome
i said "you're driving a bus?"
he pointed to his shirt and it said "ttc"
i said "i would love a ride home"
he said "ok"

i got a ttc bus to my door
amazing

- the editor