PARTYCITY

Lies

2008-07-22T14:38:00.002-04:00

I just want to clear up a few issues:

First of all, I'm not pregnant. It's actually Sick Dick who is pregnant. And Cody is most likely the father. No one is surprised about it.

Secondly, I also had some of that steak and cheese pizza and it totally sucked.

As for those claims that I am a "dirty slut"... they are mostly true.

- The Editor

Game Genie.

2008-07-21T10:16:00.002-04:00

So I guess I ordered pizza the other night and was not very happy with what arrived, as I just found this email that I sent to Pizza Pizza.

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So, I ordered a Philly chesse steak pizza, as I have had it before and loved it. But, little did I know that either you have downgraded the quality, or the pizza pizza franchise I ordered from just doesn't care. Basically there was a minimal amount of actual steak (some slices had no meat whatsoever), there was no provolone, which I recal was one of my favorite parts about this pizza when it first came out, and lastly it just wasn't very good whatsoever. The thing is, I have been ordering from Ginos lately, due to your lack of quality, and I really think I will continue that. I love pizza pizza, but I am overwhelmed by how terrible every time I have ordered has been lately. This is the first time ive ever thought to complain about youre services, but, when I think about it, i shouldve done it earlier. I love pizza, and your chain has really been slacking lately. I hope this is an indicator to hopefully make things better. I dont want anything for free, I just really felt the need to let someone know that your pizza, with me lately, has realy been fucking up. thanks,

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Who does that? It's all spelt wrong, and run on sentences. I was pretty hammered that night.

Oh, I almost forgot to mention, I got into a shoving match with a 45 year old bum on Yonge Street the other day. I was ready to hit him with my skateboard if things kept up, but I managed to just push off instead.

Good weekend all around. Spent yestarday in the rain at Roger Picnic. We had guestlist because I did a bunch of design work for the event, and I smoked a bunch of weed.

It ruled.

Wicked Tan.

2008-07-20T15:43:00.003-04:00

We're sitting at the party table, where most of the magic happens. Jon Brown has killed a 26 of jack, while I have pretty much sat back and watched in awe.

It's 3.43 pm, on a sunday.

Life is good, seems as though working and being an adult has take precident to partying and being awesome. That will all change soon.

Gonna go to Rogers picnic now, only because we heard they have a beer tent.

The Editor is knocked up. We have about 8 dudes that could be the dad, so expect to see us on Maury Povich in the near future.

PS. The editor is a dirty slut.

Pride.

2008-06-29T18:58:00.003-04:00

My neighborhood is going out of control with fat dudes in thongs, and bull dykes with no shirts.

It rules.

Tuesday.

2008-06-24T23:50:00.002-04:00

So im starting to notice that i only update on tuesdays. I think its because im too busy on monday's sleeping, or trying to stop my liver from crawling out of my body via my asshole.

Im seriously starting to wonder if partycity is a healthy choice.

its like super-size me. But with booze, and for longer.

T.H

Meli Melo.

2008-06-23T21:36:00.001-04:00

I am DJ'ing this friday, at 751 Queen West (just west of Tecumseh, on the south side of Queen). Come out if you're in the area, and buy me a bunch of shots.

I'm only playing Nirvana and Wheatus.

Piss Jeans.

2008-06-22T23:29:00.002-04:00

Saturday Night; A Photo Adventure

Life.

2008-06-22T16:42:00.005-04:00

Went to a bunch of shitty bars last night, and paid a bunch of ridiculous covers to get in.

The highlight was waking up this morning and thinking I pissed my pants because my jeans were soaked, but than my girlfriend reassuring me that it was because she poured a beer down my pants at the bar last night. I don't remember this happening, at all, and considering I was drinking JD out of the bottle, pissing my pants wasn't that ridiculous of an assumption.

The best part was riding the street car home from her house, and smelling like a homeless street bum.

I'm watching Top Gun and designing the new Saint Alvia record now. I plan on staying in tonight, but I also planned on playing in the NHL and being a pro skateboarder when I grew up.

Cest la vie.

Tony Cobra Age 32.

Homos.

2008-06-21T23:31:00.000-04:00

This is what Jon Brown and I got up to last weekend. Party City is getting real fucking wierd.

oops.

2008-06-21T23:29:00.000-04:00

The Hero.

1969

2008-06-21T23:06:00.001-04:00

This is our friend Gordie. He got a new haircut. Pretty cool, eh?

Wicked Tan.

Epic night(s).

2008-06-17T22:55:00.000-04:00

Ok, I will be the first to admit that I am shitty at updates. I guess when we put this thing together no one stopped to realize that going out 9 days a week makes it hard to update the blog.

I'll give you a rundown on my weekend, to the best of my knowledge.

FRIDAY.
Worked at Satori till 3am, went to the Social, drank till 4am. Nothing major.

SATURDAY.
Worked at Blackbetty till 3:30am, got to the Social at 3:49am, drank till 6am. Getting better, but nothing epic.

SUNDAY.
Cheval MMVA after party.

Usually hate the King West type of places, but Cheval on sundays is awesome. $4 drinks, hot chicks and a sweet patio. However, for this event drinks were a fucking million dollars each (gay), and there were way too many dudes (gayer). From what I can remember, my night went like this.

Showed up, got denied entry because I look like a shit bag. Made some calls, waited 5 minutes, got let in and had my cover paid for. Fuck you guest-list guy.
Proceeded to the patio where we ran into some old friends, and made some new ones. Got drunk quick.
This is where it gets blurry. I can only account for the following events based on vague memories and the tidbits of information other people have told me. However, apparently at some point I - A) Ripped my shirt off, B) Tried tried to make out with a girl Iwent to highschool with, C) Lifted up the skirt of a co-worker showing the entire party her ass, D) Twice, E) Had someone shove thier hands down my pants, and F) Left abruptly, ate chinese food and woke up with 2 ppl I have to see everyday in my bed.

I also, at some point, told everyone in ear shot that I won the lottery on Wednesday, loved Avril Levigne, and knew Tom Cruise personally.

MONDAY.
I did shit.
And by "did shit", I mean I did nothing all day but sit around trying not to shit my pants because eating one meal a day and drinking your weight in booze is apparently un-healthy and your body hates it.

TUESDAY
Worked and then went to see Sex and the City. Which, at the risk of sounding gay, was actually good.

But I'm a sucker for boy gets girl movies.

I also spent $60 bucks on the game Stacker, trying to win a digital camera because I've realized that this blog us useless with out pictures.

Hero out.

36 bucks

2008-06-15T19:23:00.000-04:00

I spent 36 bucks on partying and got drunker then cody.

I might add that a good portion of his 384 bucks was spent on me.

I cant grow a bush.

J.B.

2008-06-15T19:21:00.000-04:00

I spent 384 dollars at the bar last night.

My lack of money is a direct result from partying.

The longer I grow my bush the better it makes my dick look.

- Wicked Tan.

Hilar

2008-06-14T23:58:00.000-04:00

tonight i went to mcdonalds because i was drunk and hungry
some old dude in front of me was getting a milkshake
i said "good choice"
he said "would you like one?"
i said "no thanks, i'm getting a big mac"
he said "do you need a ride home? i'm driving a bus"
i thought: a school bus driver, awesome
i said "you're driving a bus?"
he pointed to his shirt and it said "ttc"
i said "i would love a ride home"
he said "ok"

i got a ttc bus to my door
amazing

- the editor

Just an observation..

2008-06-14T14:45:00.000-04:00

A few things i have noticed over the past couple days.

Cody and Jon Brown have, for once, let their lack of money stop them from partying. gay.
Bars that serve till 4am rule. Drinking till 4am rules. Waking up, doesn't rule.
Completely shaving my bush makes my dick look huge.

2008-06-13T15:21:00.000-04:00

The funny thing about Steve's post is that on Tuesday I freebagged it to work because I had no clean underwear.

No wonder those two chicks were referring to me when I overheard them say "Whoa, that homeless guy is on a blackberry."

I love my life.

an honest confession.

2008-06-13T03:51:00.001-04:00

I have recently started sleeping naked.

Also, I am officially out of clean socks and underwear. (and by clean, i mean dirty but wearable)

Finally, I just realized that my sleeping naked may have been a subconscious ploy to prolong the wear-ability of my underwear, simply by cutting down on the time spent actually wearing them.

T.H

Life, Death and $4 shots of Grey Goose.

2008-06-10T15:13:00.000-04:00

So apparently Cody is making up for his lack of mobile communication by using unfamiliar terms. What the hell is a side button? And how do I know if I have one?

Sunday I went to Cheval for cheap drinks, douche-bag dudes, and chicks that are too good for me. Drinks we're $4 bucks, and I still spent $260. I almost got in a fight with a girl at the hotdog stand because I may have said I was going to piss on her. This was shorty after taking off my pants outside the bar and offering them to a pretty lady in white, who didn't want to get dirty by sitting on the stairs.

Monday I drank more booze, cooked food on the bbq and watched it rain, but not in a gay way...just because I dont have TV.

Today my grandpa died at 7:09am. At 7:35am my sister-in-law's water broke.

Funny how things work out.

T.H

2008-06-08T03:27:00.000-04:00

The Hero side-buttoned Wicked Tan. Sick Dick has had a lot JD, he's prolly going to jack out later, after he makes us listen to too much Blink 182.

I live here.

The Editor

side buttoned.

2008-06-08T03:26:00.001-04:00

Wicked Tan here,

Myself and sick dick are super deep in beers and Jack. Just called The Hero and I believe he side buttoned us.

First of all, that's super gay. Second of all, really fucking gay.

I hope he reads this tonight and feels ashamed of himself.

The band is breaking up...

2008-06-07T22:42:00.001-04:00

We have 32 beers and 26er of Jack.

Expect updates.

Who gets a cold on the hottest day ever?

2008-06-06T15:26:00.000-04:00

I've drank so much cough syrup today that I just woke up with my head on my desk in a puddle of my own drool.

Tony Cobra Age 32 (wicked tan)

Hero to Zero

2008-06-06T15:11:00.000-04:00

So about a month ago I had the option of a potential job at a major record label, or doing event marketing at a resturant/bar downtown Toronto. This is how my thought process went:

Label Job - guaranteed salary/benifits, looks wicked on a resume, and i would get into free shows and concerts whenever i wanted.

Bar job - shit money, but i get to make my own hours and drink all week...for free.

I chose the bar job.

I now have $1.18 to my name, and haven't eaten yet today.

I rule at bad decisions.

T.H

A Rolling Perspective.

2008-06-06T10:40:00.000-04:00

If you're in Montreal at the end of the month you should check out the show that Gordie Ball and Ryan Allan are a part of. I guarantee it will prove to be a good time, and Maybe Gordo will even sign your tits.

recently

2008-06-06T00:08:00.000-04:00

so, wednesday i fixed a freinds car for three beers and a pack of smokes........then dogsat

tonight being thursday, i got drunk in mississauga........then dogsat

fuck.

J.B.

Bronte Zoo

2008-06-05T18:24:00.001-04:00

I would just like to inform everyone that binX was punched out in front of The Firehall in Oakville last night. I'm sure he was acting gentlemanly and it was totally unprovoked.

BinX has been a staple in the PARTY CITY world since its incarnation in the mid 90's. He told me it was weird that he could remember any part of the night, regardless of if he got punched out or not.

I'm gonna drink a beer to you tonight my friend.

Bang Dudes?

2008-06-05T15:08:00.000-04:00

I managed to spend my entire pay cheque in 3 days, minus a few bucks here and there. Can't wait till the fifteenth.

In other news, The Hero was recently spotted at Shoppers Drug Mart getting an unknown prescription filled out (he told me it was to make his dick 'wicked'), and Jon Brown has been busy shopping for designer underwear for girls to mind freak off his body.

If you need me, I'll be at home panhandling in front of my roomates door hoping that she'll toss a burger my way.

Wicked Tan.

We forgot tuesdays...

2008-06-05T14:46:00.000-04:00

Even though Cody blames his headaches and diarrea on a low alcohol to blood ratio, he actually HAS gone out this week. On Tuesday he was my (shitty) wingman, at an even shittier bar called the underground. Im pretty sure this place is the worst bar in the world, and even if i wasnt banned for life, i still wouldnt go back.

I had a bit more of an eventfull Wednesday then cody did. I atleast got drunk.

3 for 3. Killing it.

T.H

Wednesday.

2008-06-05T09:25:00.000-04:00

I went to bed at 11pm last night and woke up coughing and hacking. I should've blamed it on the four cats in the house, but I'll stick with the lack of partying.

Wicked Tan.

Monday Nights.

2008-06-03T13:24:00.001-04:00

Jon Browns underpants got ripped off by a stripper disguised as a hipster, who also happens to be Steve's friend from years ago.

Cody's phone got cut off because his bill was $500 bucks and he spends all his money on booze and presents for his girlfriend. He is willing to do odd jobs for cash, so shoot him a message if you got work for him. haha

The Hero went for a smoke and never came back.